Mr. Cheeng
| Mr. Cheeng | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1815 |
| Locations | LavaCo™ Lamp Factory |
| Hit Points | 400 |
| Attack | 180 |
| Defense | 220 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles |
| Quest | Mr. Cheeng's 'stache |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Mr. CheengIt's a pretty average story -- guy plays Black Sabbath at 78 speed and sees God, guy drops out and uses his PhD to sell weed and make candles, guy gets an amazing idea to bottle lava to make an even better candle, guy accidentally creates the world's most popular interior decor fad and becomes the owner and boss of a major factory.
He seems vaguely puzzled about how he came to be wearing this suit and sitting in this office.
Hit Message(s):
He hits you with a lava lamp that just happens to be in arms reach. There are a lot of lava lamps in here. Ow! Ouch! Argh!
He picks up a phone, clocks you with it, and then phones his parole officer to ask if he's allowed to hit people with phones in his office. Argh! Ouch! Ugh!
He absent-mindedly burns you with an acetylene torch. It's meant for melting glass, but does a pretty good job on skin as well. Argh! Ooh! Ooh! (hot damage)
He somehow catches your hair on fire while lighting a "cigarette". Ooh! Ugh! Eek! (hot damage)
He starts to attack you, then gets distracted by nothing in particular and starts giggling.
He starts to attack you, then remembers he needs to call his parole officer.
He picks up an acetylene torch, apparently intending to burn you with it, but gets distracted and starts modifying a lava lamp into some kind of elaborate pipe.
He stares at you in drowsy puzzlement for a bit. "Dave's not here, man," he says. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Mr. Cheeng's 'stache (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Mr. Cheeng's spectacles (100% chance)* |
Occurs at LavaCo™ Lamp Factory.
References
- Mr. Cheeng's name is portmanteau of Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong, but he's based more on the latter.
- Playing a Black Sabbath record at 78 speed and seeing God was what Chong's character Bob Bitchin in the Cheech and Chong sketch "Let's Make A Dope Deal". Bitchin also had a PhD (and an MA and a BA), and dropped out to make candles.
- "Dave's not here, man" is spoken by Chong's unnamed character from Cheech and Chong's first album.
- Chong was a heavy user of marijuana and remains a pro-marijuana activist. Because of arrests related to this, his parole officer stopped him from appearing in a marijuana-related theater production.
- The acetylene torch for melting glass and "modifying a lava lamp into some kind of elaborate pipe" probably refers to Chong Glass Works, his son's business manufacturing and selling bongs and water pipes as works of art, for which Chong (not his son) was arrested and jailed.
