Mr. Loathing

Mr. Loathing
Monster ID	1677
Locations	A Crowd of Adventurers
Hit Points	?
Attack	?
Defense	unknown
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	None
Manuel	muscle oil
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting Mr. Loathing

You approach a well-oiled bodybuilder type, as he seems like the kind of guy who would know where the Strongest Adventurer contest is being held. "Listen to me very carefully," he says. "I'm going to give you a series of beatings, and I want you to suffer from them immediately."

"That's a weird way to threaten somebody," you say.

"No problemo," he replies.

"What?"

"Then to hell with you!" he says.

"Oh... I think I get it. You don't actually speak English at all, do you?"

"You're fired," he says.

Hit Message(s):

He says "Ha ha. Crom laughs at your <groin>." Then he punches it. Ooh! Ouch! Eek!

He says "Remember when I promised to punch your <giblets> last? I lied." Then he punches your <giblets>. Ugh! Oof! Ugh!

He says "To crush your <solar plexus>, to see it driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of your <throat>." as he punches both of those things. Ouch! Argh! Ow!

"You think this is the real Mr. Loathing?" he asks. "It is." Then he hits you in the <giblets>. Eek! Ow! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

He says "Ha ha. Crom laughs at your <thigh>." Then he punches it. Eek! Ugh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He pauses to flex and admire himself in front of a mirror.

He pauses to slather himself with oil.

He says "Your <throat> has been erased."
"No it hasn't," you reply. "What are you even talking about?"

Fumble Message:

He pauses to slather himself with oil. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

After battle:

It looks like that was the last of them. You should maybe head back to the registration desk now.

You gain ~76 <substat>.

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Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Strongest Adventurer contest) in The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.

Notes

• This monster is a boss and cannot be copied or insta-killed by normal means. Bosses are also immune to many other mechanics.
• This is the final Strongest Adventurer.

References

• Many of his lines come from the Conan the Barbarian movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
• The "series of beatings [...] suffer from them immediately" line alludes to a line (also by Schwarzenegger) from the film Kindergarten Cop.
• The use of Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes exclusively in conversation, regardless of their appropriateness, calls back to the classic Arnold Schwarzenegger sound board prank call.
• If "Mr. Loathing" is anything like Mr. Universe and Mr. Olympia (both won by Arnold multiple times), it's a bodybuilding championship title.