Mr Skullhead's butt

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Mr Skullhead's butt You're fighting Mr Skullhead's butt

A rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt.

Hit Message(s):

It hits you with its left cheek, then turns the other one. Ouch! Eek! Oof!

It hits you with its right cheek, then turns the other one. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ooh!

It winks at you. Ugh. Ouch! Eek! Argh! Eek! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

It hits you with the whole butt and the butt hole, which is unpleasant in too many ways to catalog here. Argh! Ow! Ooh! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

It flaps its cheeks ineffectively.

It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge.

The whole butt, and the butt hole, manage to both miss you.

Fumble Message:

It floats in midair, the moonslight gleaming on each cheek. It's almost majestic, isn't it? (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: Lars the Cyberian
You gain 20? <substat>.

Occurred at random locations during April Fool's Day 2011.