Mud turtle
| Mud turtle | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1351 |
| Locations | The Weird Swamp Village |
| Hit Points | 56 |
| Attack | 48 |
| Defense | 56 |
| Initiative | 20 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, shell, torso |
| Drops | fine aged cheddarwurst, muddy pirate hat |
| Manuel | turtle mud |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a mud turtleVery early in your career as an adventurer in the Kingdom of Loathing, you learned not to say things like "I thought I'd seen everything!" By now, you've seen so many insane things that a crazed, angry, upright-walking turtle wearing a pirate hat doesn't even make the list.
Hit Message(s):
He bites you hard on the <face>. As you reel back, you notice a large vulture in a mortician's top hat watching with interest from a nearby tree. What is going on in this place? Argh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Argh!
He bites you on the <face>, in a dreamy, lackadaisical sort of way. It still hurts, though. Ooh! Ouch! Argh!
He pulls out a mandolin and smashes you over the head with it. This is bad for the mandolin, but it doesn't seem like he'd be able to play it very well without thumbs anyway. Ooh! Ooh! Eek! Argh! Oof!
He chomps you hard on the <face>, causing you to shout a lot of made-up nonsense words like "Rowrbazzle!" Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
He makes some kind of veiled allusion to an unpopular figure in national politics. Since he can't actually talk, you have no hope of understanding the reference.
He pulls out a mandolin and flails at it with his flippers while croaking something that has the vague outline of a comic song without actually being comical or musical.
He starts to bite you, but is distracted by the thought that Friday the 13th falls on a Wednesday this month.
He charges angrily at you, but despite weird changes brought on by magical leakage, he's still a turtle. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)* |
 | You acquire an item: muddy pirate hat (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: fine aged cheddarwurst (30% chance)* |
Occurs at The Weird Swamp Village.
References
- Churchill "Churchy" LaFemme, a mud turtle from the comic strip Pogo, originally wore a pirate hat looking much like this.
- The made-up nonsense word, Rowrbazzle, from the critical hit message is what Barnstable Bear, also from the comic strip Pogo, will exclaim when angry.
