My Life of Crime, a Memoir
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My Life of Crime, a Memoir
This is the memoir of the mayor of Gingerbread City, a repeatedly-elected official about whose blatant disregard for the law nobody seemed to give a chocolate rat's ass.
Type: usable
Grants Skill: Gingerbread Mob Hit
Cannot be discarded
(In-game plural: copies of My Life of Crime, a Memoir)
Obtained From
- Other
- Coming first on the "Top Citizens" leaderboard.
When Used
- Without Gingerbread Mob Hit:
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| You read the story of the Gingerbread Mayor's rise to power, which is mostly a story about uninformed voting. It's depressing, but you do manage to pick up some management tips, specifically for the management of the Gingerbread City mafia.
You acquire a skill: |
- Otherwise:
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| You've already read that book, and it was depressing enough the first time. |
Notes
- Awarded with an in-game message:
- From The Gingerbread Mayor
- Dear (playername)
- Your recent activities have caught the attention of the Gingerbread City authorities, which is to say it has caught the attention of me.
- Don't worry, though -- you're not in any trouble. A life of crime is the only kind of life we know around here, and I just wanted to say hello to a fellow law-breaking enthusiast.
- Also, please find enclosed a copy of my book. It didn't sell very well because nobody around here ever pays for anything, and I've got a lot of copies lying around. I hope you enjoy it.
- Sincerely,
- The Gingerbread Mayor
You acquire an item: My Life of Crime, a Memoir
See Also
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