Natural fennel soda

natural fennel soda

This is a bottle of "natural" soda, meaning that instead of corn, it uses sugar as a sweetener. Because... sugar is... more natural than corn, I guess.

It wouldn't be so bad, except that it only comes in carob, wheat germ, and fennel flavors.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 75 Meat.

(In-game plural: bottles of natural fennel soda)

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Description ID: 417026602
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Obtained From

The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

War Hippy Homeopath

War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath

When Used

You drink the fennel soda. It tastes like that one time when you accidentally brushed your teeth at that hippy's house.

You gain 80−120 Mana Points.

References

• The use message most likely refers to Tom's of Maine toothpaste, which is available in fennel flavor, among others.
• The corn vs. sugar description refers to the long standing debate about whether high fructose corn syrup is worse for you than sugar or not.

See Also

• MP Restorers

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