Nautomatic Sorceress
| Nautomatic Sorceress | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2210 |
| Locations | The Sorceress' Chamber as a robot |
| Hit Points | 1000 |
| Attack | 300 |
| Defense | 300 |
| Initiative | ∞ |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | physical: 50%, elemental: 50% |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | Instant Karma, Thwaitgold listening bug statuette |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the Nautomatic SorceressYou burst into the final room of the Naughty Sorceress's lair, and find her gleaming steel and chrome replacement, looking just like a Heavy Metal cover from the 70s, which I gotta imagine is what you were expecting, because come on. Of course.
"I'm here to put an end to your evil ways!" you bleep angrily.
"Why, I'm surprised," she purrs. "I would have thought you'd be the one best-suited to appreciate my plan. Join me, and when all of the Kingdom of Loathing has been replaced with robots, you and I can rule it together!
"Are you kidding me?" you buzz angrily. "Being a robot sucks! I wouldn't wish this on anyone! Even you!
She sighs. "I would say your defiance does not compute, but unfortunately it was all too predictable."
Hit Message(s):
She crushes your <giblets> in her left claw while crushing your <giblets> in her right. Oof! Argh! Argh!
She drives a stiletto-like stiletto heel all the way through your <giblets>. Ooh! Ow! Argh!
She gives you a smoldering come-hither look with her automated eyes. You blush. Eek! Ow! Ow! (sleaze damage)
A laser cannon emerges from her navel plate and blasts you in the <giblets>. Ow! Eek! Eek! (hot damage)
A laser cannon emerges from her navel plate and blasts you in the <giblets> (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ouch! Ow!
If player level is at 13
 | You acquire an item: Instant Karma |
 | You acquire an item: Thwaitgold listening bug statuette (100% chance)* |
Occurs at The Sorceress' Chamber in You, Robot run.
Notes
- Doesn't miss.
- Does not remove your effects.
- The Wand of Nagamar is not required to defeat her.
- She appears to immediately shrug stuns, even if you did not break the mirror, but does not shrug deleveling like the normal Sorceress.
