Neptune, the Dog that Is a Respected Equal and Not a Pet
| Neptune, the Dog that Is a Respected Equal and Not a Pet | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 965 |
| Locations | The Electric Lemonade Acid Parade |
| Hit Points | 80 |
| Attack | 45 |
| Defense | 40 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, leg, paw, tail |
| Drops | respected companion biscuit |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting Neptune, the Dog that Is a Respected Equal and Not a PetNeptune is the only member of the Magic Commune cast that is actually made out of flesh and blood instead of some weird meat substitute. He's also a vegan, which makes it doubly strange that his best friends are made of the only foods he allows himself to eat.
Well, I guess it isn't that strange. I mean, I'm an omnivore, and all of my friends are made out of either meat or vegetables.
Hit Message(s):
He bites you in the <bung>. You're not sure if his bark could possibly be worse. Ugh! Oof!
He punches you with his fist -- or maybe he clawed you with a paw. It's hard to tell with anthropomorphic animals. Ow! Ouch!
He scratches you with his claws, then seems surprised that you bleed rather than seep bean juice. Ow! Ow!
He licks your face. Ugh, his breath smells like soy sauce. Eek! Ooh! (stench damage)
He scratches you, and when you bleed rather than seep bean juice, something snaps inside of him and he gives you the mauling of your life, and almost of your death. Ow! Ooh!
He starts to bite you, but you point out that you're made of meat, and he's a vegan.
He opts to bark at you all day instead of biting. Well, that answers that question.
He can't decide if he wants to punch you or sniff your rear end. Thankfully, he does neither.
He tries to lick your face, but you say, "not on the first date."
You tell him to sit, stay, and roll over. He gets confused trying to do all three things at once. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: respected companion biscuit (30% chance)* |
Occurs at The Electric Lemonade Acid Parade (with 1-9 turns of In Your Cups)
