New-You Club Messages

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After using the New-You Club Membership Form, you will receive a message daily. These are procedurally generated using the template below:

The message "New message received from New-You Club." will be found in your recent events log.

Message

From The New-You Club

<Dear> <Better> <Doer>s,

<This> <message> <is from> <the mind of> <celebrity>:

<Proverb>

<2-27 Affirmations>

You should focus on <saw sharpening> today. Cast <skill>, once per fight, against a <monster> <X> times (look in <location>).

You currently have <X> VIP membership point. You'll reach the next VIP level at <X> points!

Templates

Dear:

  • Amazing
  • Dearest
  • Engaged
  • Fellow
  • Multitudinous

Better:

  • authentic
  • energized
  • humble
  • forward-thinking
  • incarnate
  • positive
  • proactive
  • real
  • real-life
  • reincarnate
  • true
  • virtual
  • win-win
  • winning

Doer:

  • acter[sic]
  • actor
  • creator
  • doer
  • dreamer
  • enabler
  • engager
  • envisioner
  • executer
  • executive
  • future
  • imaginer
  • perceiver
  • planner
  • positivist
  • thinker
  • winner

This:

  • Our next
  • The current
  • This
  • Today's

Message:

  • affirmation
  • brain builder
  • daily tidbit
  • dollop of wisdom
  • exultation
  • inspiration
  • invitation
  • life system
  • mental-model
  • message
  • mind snack
  • philosophy
  • strategy
  • thinking
  • treatise
  • update

Is from:

  • comes from
  • is based on
  • is brought to us by
  • is easier to follow if you remember
  • is from
  • is inspired by
  • is reinforced by
  • is related to
  • is straight from
  • is taken from
  • may have evolved from

The mind of:

  • (blank)
  • the <better> <message> of
  • the heart of
  • the life of
  • the mind of
  • the pen of
  • the playbook of
  • the soul of
  • the spirit of
  • the writings of

Celebrity:

  • a <better> <doer>
  • a <better> <doer> and <doer>
  • Anthony Robbins
  • Bobcat Goldthwait
  • Dale Carnegie
  • Deepak Chopra
  • Eckhart Tolle
  • M. Scott Peck
  • Napoleon Hill
  • Norman Vincent Peale
  • Oprah Winfrey
  • Spencer Johnson
  • Stephen Covey
  • Zig Ziglar

Proverb (Title Caps):

  • Always be <Good-Noun>
  • Always <Good-Noun>
  • <Bad-Noun>? <Never>
  • Build <Good-Noun>
  • Continue <Good-Noun>
  • Conquer <Bad-Noun>
  • Destroy <Bad-Noun>
  • Don't Stop <Good-Noun>
  • Empower <Good-Noun>
  • End <Bad-Noun>
  • Engage in <Good-Noun>
  • Engorge <Good-Noun>
  • Erase <Bad-Noun>
  • Focus on <Good-Noun>
  • Grow <Good-Noun>
  • Increase <Good-Noun>
  • Initiate <Good-Noun>
  • Never Stop <Good-Noun>
  • Power <Good-Noun>
  • Put an end to <Bad-Noun>
  • Raise <Good-Noun>
  • Sharpen <Good-Noun>
  • Strengthen <Good-Noun>
  • Train <Good-Noun>
  • Vanquish <Bad-Noun>
  • Worry That You Will <Lose>? <Never>

Affirmations:

  • Do you <fret> that you may <lose>? <Don't><.>
  • Focus on how <you will act><.>
  • If you <accept> this <message> <you will act><.>
  • If you <delay>, <it's over><.>
  • <It takes> a <better> <person> to <accept> this <message><.>
  • <Meditating> on this will make you a <better> <doer><.>
  • <One> <good> <trick> to <accept> this <message> is to <act><.>
  • <The only> <way> to <accept> this <message> is to do it <daily><.>
  • This <is from> another <message>, "<Proverb>"<.>
  • This <message> <is from> another <message>, "<Proverb>"<.>
  • You have to <accept> this <message> <daily><.>

One:

  • A
  • One

Don't:

  • Don't!
  • Don't, because it will make you <lose>!
  • If you <accept> this <message> <you will act>
  • Just stop it!
  • Quit that before you regret it!
  • Stop it!

Fret:

  • feel consumed by the fear
  • fret
  • hold back because of a chance
  • let yourself be paralyzed with worry
  • worry

Good-Noun:

  • believing
  • building
  • empowering
  • engorging
  • growing
  • increasing
  • powering
  • strengthening
  • the brain
  • the effort
  • the mind
  • the outcome
  • the results
  • the saw
  • the self
  • the soul
  • the spirit
  • the world
  • training

Bad-Noun:

  • chance
  • doubt
  • failure
  • fear
  • fear that you will <lose>
  • pessimism
  • weakness
  • worry that you will <lose>

The only:

  • A good
  • A popular
  • The best
  • The only

Way:

  • time
  • way

Person:

  • activist
  • being
  • human
  • mensch
  • person

It takes:

  • It requires
  • It takes
  • You need to be a

It's over:

  • it's not like <you will act>
  • it's over
  • it's too late
  • they win
  • you lose
  • you've already lost

Delay:

  • delay
  • ignore this advice
  • procrastinate
  • put this off
  • wait
  • wait until you <lose>

You will act:

  • you'll never <lose>
  • you will <win> your <power>
  • you won't need to <lose>

Accept:

  • accept
  • adapt
  • adopt
  • embrace
  • enact
  • execute
  • feel
  • focus on
  • follow
  • grok
  • live with
  • trust
  • try out

Act:

  • <accept> your <good> <doer>
  • do it <daily>
  • imagine <goal>
  • visualize <goal>

Goal:

  • a tree
  • a world where you never <lose>
  • that you are <a> <BETTER> <DOER>
  • the ocean
  • yourself on a boat

A:

  • a
  • an

Daily:

  • above all else
  • at all times
  • constantly
  • day by day
  • each day
  • every day
  • from morning to night
  • little by little
  • incessantly
  • whenever you <lose>
  • without ceasing
  • to the disregard of your <power>

Lose:

  • be sad
  • cry
  • decrease your <power>
  • die
  • disgust people
  • feel sad
  • get sick
  • grow old
  • lose
  • lose your <power>
  • miss your mommy
  • worry

Win:

  • double
  • engorge
  • increase
  • maximize
  • outsize
  • raise
  • triple

Power:

  • bank balance
  • brain power
  • charisma
  • friends
  • financial outlook
  • hair
  • influence
  • outward appearance
  • physical stamina
  • positive outcomes
  • social capital
  • <power> and <power>

Good:

  • (blank)
  • good
  • helpful
  • inner
  • popular
  • possible
  • powerful
  • useful

Trick:

  • method
  • strategy
  • technique
  • time
  • trick
  • way

Never:

  • never
  • not today

Meditating:

  • Banking
  • Fixating
  • Focusing
  • Journaling
  • Meditating
  • Working

Saw Sharpening:

  • bucket filling
  • mind empowering
  • positive reframing
  • positive thinking
  • priority prioritizing
  • saw sharpening
  • self-empowerment
  • self-improvement