Newt
From A KoL Wiki
| Newt | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 333 |
| Locations | after casting CLEESH in combat |
| Hit Points | 3 |
| Attack | 3 |
| Defense | 2 |
| No-Hit | 13 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | 8-12 |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, leg, torso, tail |
| Drops | eye of newt |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a newtYou cast CLEESH at your opponent. <It> turns into a newt.
Hit Message(s):
The newt nibbles on your <nipple>. Ow! Ow!
The newt gives you a sad look, and you start to feel guilty about squashing it. WWBBDD? Ooh! Ouch!
The newt shows you a very disturbing photograph. Ouch! (sleaze damage)
The newt attempts to nibble on your <nipple>, but can't break the skin.
The newt gives you a sad look, which you don't notice because you're busy trying to stomp on it.
The newt blinks at you lazily. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 8-12 Meat (average: 10, stdev: 1.15)* |
 | You acquire an item: eye of newt (100% chance)* |
| You gain 1 <substat>. |
Occurs after casting CLEESH in combat.
Notes
- This monster is a boss and cannot be copied or insta-killed by normal means. Bosses are also immune to many other mechanics.
- Critical hit and fumble messages were unimplemented for some time.
References
- WWBBDD stands for, "What Would BlackBeltDuck Do?" BlackBeltDuck is well-known player who is famous for being obsessed with newts and newt pr0n.
- WWBBDD is also a play on the Christian youth slogan "WWJD" which stands for "What Would Jesus Do?"
