Ninja Snowman (Mask)
| Ninja Snowman | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 100 |
| Locations | Lair of the Ninja Snowmen |
| Hit Points | 70 |
| Attack | 85 |
| Defense | 76 |
| No-Hit | 95 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elemental |
| Elements | cold |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, torso |
| Drops | cold ninja mask, frigid ninja stars, frozen nunchaku, plain snowcone |
| Bounty | coal button |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Ninja SnowmanThis is one of the Ninja Snowmen of Mt. McLargeHuge. These ninjas are as cold as ice, and willing to sacrifice your love. And by love, I mean life.
Hit Message(s):
He focuses his chi and hits you with a chi's ball.Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He throws a shuriken, which buries itself in your <bung>.Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He karate-chops you in the <bung>. Frozen pain!Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He sneaks up behind you and smacks you with his frozen nunchuku. Sneaky, sneaky.Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He throws a smoke bomb and disappears from sight, then reappears behind you. He repeatedly karate-chops you with his twiggy arms until you feel like you've been attacked by a ninja triffid. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He tries to focus his chi, but can't seem to chi up.
He throws a shuriken at your <bung>, but misses.
He tries to karate-chop you, but can't get his twiggy arms to bend that way.
He tries to tiptoe behind you to attack, but it's hard to tiptoe when you don't have feet. Or, y'know, toes.
He throws down a smoke bomb and disappears! Fortunately, since he's wearing a black mask on a snowy mountain, he's pretty easy to spot again. You point and laugh. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: cold ninja mask (11.6% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: frozen nunchaku (2.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: plain snowcone (20% chance)* |
| You gain 21.25 <substat>. |
Occurs at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen.
References
- This monster's description references the lyrics of Foreigner's song "Cold as Ice," from the 1977 debut album Foreigner: "You're as cold as ice, you're willing to sacrifice our love."
- The phrase "...and by love, I mean life" could be a reference to the writing style of Robert Hamburger, creator of RealUltimatePower.net, a website about ninjas. One of the most quoted phrases from the website is the statement, "These guys(ninjas) are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet."
