No Sects in the Potion Room
You tunnel into another cavern and see a group of digital underground dwellers having a meeting. Their prosthetic noses and spastic dancing are pretty unmistakeable. One of them spots you and approaches you.
"Hello there, underground dweller!" he says. "I see that you have not yet seen the beauty and truth of the digital underground way of life! Would you like to hear about the many ways that the digital underground can bring you that feeling of contentment and fulfillment you're lacking? This packet explains all of the different sects in our movement."
"Uh, no thanks," you say. "I was just leaving."
"Oh, don't go yet; we're just about to serve refreshments!" He holds up a bottle full of some purplish beverage. "One drink of this, and you'll be handing out sects packets yourself!"
You take the bottle, just to be polite, and high-tail it out of there.
 | You acquire an item: digital underground potion |
Occurs at Mt. Molehill.
Notes
- It is the result of landing on floor -9 on the third non-combat adventure.
References
- The title is a parody of Chris Rock's "No Sex in the Champagne Room".
- The adventure text references the 1990 album Sex Packets, by the group Digital Underground.
- The prosthetic nose and spastic dancing is characteristic of the digital underground, particularly a man whose name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
