Non-Euclidean non-accordion

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non-Euclidean non-accordion
non-Euclidean non-accordion

This is what a drawing of an accordion would look like if you looked at it from every side at the same time, and then drew a picture of a guitar.

Type: ranged weapon (2-handed accordion)
Song Duration: 15 Adventures
Damage: 12 - 23
Moxie Required: 42
Selling Price: 40 Meat.

Combat Initiative +15%

(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)


(In-game plural: non-Euclidean non-accordions)
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Item number: 6818
Description ID: 415378679
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Obtained From

The Haunted Gallery
cubist bull (Steal Accordion)

Cadenza effect

  • On use:

You paint a landscape with the non-accordion. You show it to your foe, and he goes all cross-eyed.

Monster AttackMonster attack power reduced by 23
Monster DefenseMonster defense reduced by 23

The enemy is also staggered.

Notes

  • Allows casting of Accordion Thief buffs for a duration of 15 adventures per cast.
  • Steal message:
You close your eyes, reach behind you, and steal the accordion without touching it.
You acquire an item: non-Euclidean non-accordion

References

  • The item and its messages refer to non-Euclidean geometry, a type of non-standard geometry notably useful for describing the surfaces of curved objects. The item description and Cadenza message refer to the difficulty of visualizing non-Euclidean Geometry. In the steal message, "reach behind you" refers to the fact that non-Euclidean spaces may loop around and connect to themselves, such as the surface of a sphere.

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