Noon in the Civic Center

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Noon in the Civic Center
Noon in the Civic Center

The clock strikes noon and all of the hostile gingerbread people take a lunch break. You find yourself in the now nearly deserted gingerbread courthouse. You look around.

There's an unattended briefcase sitting outside one of a restroom door labeled "LAWYERS ONLY".

There's an ornately sprinkled column in the center of the room that looks like it'd be pretty easy to tip over.

There's a very bribable-looking clerk seated in front of a door that says CIVIC PLANNING OFFICE.

You have X sprinkles.


Grab the briefcase

You grab the briefcase and hit the road. It's a nice one! The briefcase I mean, not the road. The road is terrible, because all of the infrastructure in this place is terrible.

You acquire an item: fancy marzipan briefcase

Destroy the column x 50

You knock the column over and collect the sprinkles from its shattered remains.

A booming voice from behind you startles you. "YOU ARE IN CONTEMPT OF COURT!"

You beat feet before you can be dragged into a courtroom.

You acquire 50 sprinkles

Bribe the clerk (1,000 sprinkles)
  • Without enough sprinkles:
You don't have that many sprinkles
  • With at least 1,000 sprinkles:
You bribe the clerk and he lets you into the office with a sneer. And a key. The key was probably the important part.

leads to Civic Planning Office


With gingerbread blackmail photos:

Take the photos to the Councilman

You walk into the Councilman's office and show him the photos. All of the icing drains from his cheeks as he looks at them.

"What do you want?"

"I dunno," you say, "what do people usually say when you ask that?"

He squints at you and pushes a briefcase across the table.

You acquire an item: briefcase full of sprinkles

Occurs at Gingerbread Civic Center.

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