Obese tourist
| Obese tourist | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 835 |
| Locations | Seaside Megalopolis after boarding the interstellar cruise ship |
| Hit Points | 200 |
| Attack | 140 |
| Defense | 135 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | cupcake-in-a-cup, neurostim pill |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an obese touristThis is a tourist who has spent too much time hitting the all-you-can-eat buffet on the cruise ship The Bon Mot. He's reclining in some kind of hovering chair, so he can expend the bare minimum of effort while still remaining mobile and technically sentient.
Hit Message(s):
He kicks weakly and ineffectually at you. You laugh at him so hard that you pull a groin muscle. Argh! Ow! Ugh!
He falls out of his chair and lands heavily on your <throat>. Ooh! Ouch!
He runs his chair straight into your shins. Ugh! Ow!
He pokes a button on his chair, and a robot concierge comes by and slaps you for him. Ugh! Ugh!
He falls out of his chair and lands on you, then smacks you with his flabby, greasy hands while he's got you pinned down. Oof! Ouch! Ugh!
He kicks at you, then pauses, gasping for breath and covered in sweat.
He swings at you, but misses, and gets winded by the effort.
He tries to run you over with his chair, but it's a hover chair.
He pauses to order another cupcake in a cup.
He stops for a brief coronary infarction before continuing. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: cupcake-in-a-cup (15% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: neurostim pill (10% chance)* |
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at Seaside Megalopolis.
References
- This monster is an homage to the morbidly obese denizens of the spaceship Axiom in the Pixar film WALL-E.
