Off-duty Knob Goblin Elite Guard

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off-duty Knob Goblin Elite Guard You're fighting an off-duty Knob Goblin Elite Guard

You walk into the Cobb's Knob barracks and encounter an Elite Guard getting ready for bed after the end of his shift. Luckily for you, you didn't catch him with his pants down, and also luckily for you, you did catch him with his helmet off.

Hit Message(s):

He throws down the gauntlet. Er, I mean, he punches you in the face with his gauntlet. Argh! Argh! Oof!

He stomps on your toes. This little piggy's gonna need traction. Ooh! Oof! Ouch!

He elbows you in the <thigh>, giving you a nasty case of <thigh> elbow. Ow! Oof! Ow!

He poleaxes you with his polearm. You fall on the poleground. Ow! Ouch! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

He trips you up with his polearm, then kicks you in the ribs while you're down. Dirty fighter! Dirty fighter! Argh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hit you with his polearm, but you dodge like a wily polecat.

He tries to elbow you in the<thigh>[sic], but you avoid getting a case of <thigh> elbow.

He throws down his gauntlet. Well, at least he didn't punch you with it.

He tries to stomp on your toes, but he hits the little piggy that's at the market.

Fumble Message:

He trips over his polearm and falls with a sound like someone emptying out a silverware drawer. You chuckle while he picks himself up. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You gain 40-60 Meat (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau (15% chance)*
You acquire an item: knob bugle (10% chance)*
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite polearm (10% chance)*
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite shirt (10% chance)*
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite pants (10% chance)*

Occurs in Cobb's Knob Barracks.