Office-supply crossbow

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office-supply crossbow
office-supply crossbow

This is a crossbow made primarily out of binder clips and rubberbands -- it can fire a pencil into a coworker's eye faster than you can say "Henderson, stop screwing around and finish those TPS reports!"

Type: ranged weapon (2-handed crossbow)
Damage: 5 - 10
Moxie Required: 10
Selling Price: 99 Meat.

Moxie +3
Ranged Damage +3


(In-game plural: office-supply crossbows)
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Item number: 3871
Description ID: 239668406
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Recipe

stolen office supplies stolen office supplies
office-supply crossbow

Messages

You fire a thumbtack at <it>, taxing <it> for X damage. BOINK! ZOT! SPLAT!
You fire a paperclip at <it>, clipping <it> for X damage. BOOF! BONK! ZAP!
You fire a pencil from your office-supply crossbow, pumping <it> full of lead (well, okay, graphite) for X damage. WHACK! KERBLAM! ZOT!
You fire a pen at <it>, doing X damage. Yeah, take that, sword! BONK! SMACK! KAPOW!

References

  • 'TPS Reports' is likely a reference to the movie Office Space
  • "You fire a pen at <it>, doing X damage. Yeah, take that, sword!" is a reference to the saying "the pen is mightier than the sword".

See Also

Collection

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  • #10: JudySeagram (#387351) - 105

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