Oligarcheopteryx
| Oligarcheopteryx | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2247 |
| Locations | The Orcish Frat House (Wartime) in a Fall of the Dinosaurs run |
| Hit Points | 2000 |
| Attack | 250 |
| Defense | 250 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head,arm,leg,torso,tail |
| Drops | really dense meat stack |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The OligarcheopteryxYou are suddenly swooped down upon by a fierce-looking winged dinosaur, which for some reason is wearing a necktie, smoking a cigar, and has diamond rings on its talons. It screeches triumphantly at you, and since you don't speak dinosaur, I'll translate: "I ate a rich guy and now I'm rich as hell! That's how it works!"
Hit Message(s):
It slaps you with one of its wings. The rings on it dig into your <arse> and your <arse>. Argh! Eek! Ouch! Ouch! Argh!
It pays a couple of subordinate dinosaurs to beat on you for a while. Eek! Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Ugh!
It pays a couple of subordinate dinosaurs to beat on you for a while. Eek! Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Ow! Eek! Ooh! Argh!
It ignores you for a while so it can compare its car to its neighbor's car.
It pauses briefly to check on its stock portfolio.
It ignores you for a while so it can compare its car to its neighbor's car. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: really dense meat stack (100% chance)* |
Occurs at The Orcish Frat House (Wartime) in a Fall of the Dinosaurs run.
