One Simple Nightstand
Having beaten it until it simply stopped moving, you cautiously approach the nightstand.
| Check the top drawer |
You open the top drawer of the nightstand and find an old wallet. Score!
 | You acquire an item: old leather wallet |
| Check the bottom drawer |
You open the second drawer of the nightstand, and find a strange, antique-looking grip exerciser. Lord Spookyraven must've used this to strengthen his grip so he could more effectively... er... read books... and groom pets?
Anyway. You work out with it for a while, but it's all rusty and decayed, and it crumbles into powder. Your grip does feel stronger, though.
| You gain X Strengthliness. |
Gives approximately 1x mainstat, capped at 200
| Use a ghost key |
You stick the ghost key into the space between the now-dead nightstand and the spirit that once inhabited it. As the key turns, you experience an entire lifetime's worth of memories -- loves, losses, but mostly squats and pushups. It's kind of a boring lifetime. As the key concludes its arc, it vanishes as you snap back to reality.
| You gain 200 Strongness. |
| Ignore it |
You decline to investigate the nightstand.
- With candy cane sword cane equipped:
| Thump the nighstand with your candy cane sword cane |
You thump the nightstand with your cane and here a quiet rattle coming from under the bottom drawer. You pull the drawer all the way out and find a pill rattling around in the bottom. Someone must not have been very lucky when they dropped it.
 | You acquire an item: lucky-ish pill |
Occurs after defeating a Wardröb nightstand in The Haunted Bedroom.
 
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One Nightstand in The Haunted Bedroom | ||||||||||||||
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| Mahogany | Ornate | Rustic | Elegant | Simple | |||||||||||
| Check the top drawer | half of a memo or old coin purse | Open the top drawer | 400-600 Meat | Check the top drawer | 50-200 Smarm | Open the single drawer | Lady Spookyraven's finest gown | Look in the top drawer | old leather wallet | ||||||
| Check the bottom drawer | Lose HP | Open the bottom drawer | 50-200 Wizardliness | Check the bottom drawer | grouchy restless spirit or nothing | Break a leg (off of the nightstand) | elegant nightstick | Look in the bottom drawer | 50-200 Strongness | ||||||
| Look under the nightstand | Spookyraven Manor Quest Item | Look behind the nightstand | Lord Spookyraven's spectacles | Investigate the jewelry | Fight remains of a jilted mistress | Use a ghost key | 100 of each stat | Use a ghost key | 200 Strongness | ||||||
| Use a ghost key | Gain meat | Look under the nightstand | disposable instant camera | Use a ghost key | 200 Smarm | ||||||||||
| Use a ghost key | 200 Wizardliness | Check under the nightstand (rare) | Engorged Sausages and You | ||||||||||||
