Oogaka, the Hippy Cavewomyn
Oogaka approaches you warily, her rank dreadlocks and matted armpit hair a clear mark of a ... well, of any hippy, but especially of a cavewomyn. You ask her for a cup of herbal tea, but she only speaks in monosyllabic grunts.
You point to the putrescent mixture currently bubbling on an open fire and cup your hands. She shakes her head, and points to a bowl full of lettuce, nuts, and windfall fruit. It looks like she wants some kind of dressing to put on her salad before she'll give you the tea. Great.
"Any idea where I can find whatever cruelty-free soy-based organic alternative fuel dressing you want?" you ask her.
She grunts, scratches a flea, looks horrified at having hurt the flea, then points to her arm.
"The dark armpit of the woods?" you ask. She frowns, shakes her head, then tugs her ear, then flexes her muscles.
"Sounds like...mighty?" you ask. She nods. "Mighty...flighty...aphrodite...Whitey! Whitey's Grove!"
The cavewomyn nods and turns her back on you. Apparently, she's done with you until you get her dressing.
After obtaining the white wine vinaigrette:
Oogaka squints at you as you hand her the cruet full of white wine vinaigrette. She narrows her eyes as she handles the cruet. You sigh. "Look, it's cruelty-free, I promise. It's just not cruetly-free, if you get my joke."
She stares blankly at you. You show her how to open the cruet, and she finally gives you a clay cup full of the herbal tea.
 | You acquire an item: cup of strong herbal tea |
