Out-of-tune biwa
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out-of-tune biwa
sounds like a dragon shedding
pentatonic scales
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed guitar)
Damage: 3 - 6
Selling Price: 24 Meat.
Ranged Damage +2
(In-game plural: out-of-tune biwas)
Obtained From
Messages
You flail wildly at the strings of your biwa, producing an out-of-tune cacophony. <It> cover(s) <its> ears and shrieks[sic], taking X damage. WHAMMO! BONK! KAPOW!
You play the classic generic-vaguely-asian-sounding riff on your biwa. It shudders and takes X cliche damage. WHAMMO! BONK! BARF!
You play the classic tune, "Secret Asian Man" on your biwa. It takes X bad pun damage. POW! KAPOW! ZOT!
You try and play a heavy metal cover on your biwa. The results are painful, at least to your opponent. <It> takes X damage. KERBLAM! BOOF! BOINK!
You try and sing along with the biwa, hoping you'll both be so far out of tune you'll go out the other side. It doesn't work, but it does deal X damage to your opponent. KERBLAM! BIFF! POW!
Notes
- This item can be used to pass The Stone Mariachis.
- Having this item, or any other guitar, and Elvish sunglasses equipped enables the wielder to use the "Play a Guitar Solo" ability once per combat.
References
- The "Secret Asian Man" hit message obviously references the song Secret Agent Man by Steve Barri and P.F. Sloan.
See Also
Collection
- 🥇: Bradley Morris (#1503038) - 5,845
- 🥈: Raullen (#289100) - 1,558
- 🥉: Kolyn (#1859672) - 1,463
- #4: prETty (#134583) - 1,077
- #5: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 812
- #6: Rolagza (#1958856) - 716
- #7: Pastahead (#486552) - 535
- #8: Athanatos (#1388112) - 333
- #9: Nikademus (#95105) - 328
- #10: Dik (#479044) - 274
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