Out of the Frying Pan

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Out of the Frying Pan

You finally find Mr. Burns in his office overlooking the foundry floor. "Well well, if it isn't Batfellow," he says, sneering. He opens a small furnace in the corner of the room, takes a red-hot iron bar out of it, and uses it to light a cigar. "To what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?"

"Can the innocent act, Burns," you growl. "I know you're cooking up some kind of scheme in here!"

He laughs. "I suppose I might as well tell you, since you won't be leaving here alive!" He reaches into his vest pocket, and flips you a coin -- a shiny new quarter.

At first glance, there's nothing out of the ordinary about it... you squint and look closer. "Wait a minute," you growl, "that isn't George Washington... it's you!"

"An excellent likeness, don't you think? I'm rather proud," he says, turning his head to profile so you can compare. "And with my resources and cheaper alloys, I can mint them for only eight cents apiece!"

"This is... forgery!" you growl.

"Yes! Isn't it ironic?


Fight Boss

"I'm going to rake you over the coals, Burns," you growl. "You'll be in jail until Hell freezes over."

"You think you can stop me?" he laughs. "You're playing with fire, Batfellow -- and you're going to get burned!"

Fight!
Mr. Burns This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: red-hot jawbreakerm
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 0 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 10
  • Monster Defense: 0
  • Hit Points: 100
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Maybe not

You decide that you have too many irons in the fire to deal with this right now, and take off like a bat out of hell.


Occurs at Gotpork Foundry.