Oyster Island
The pirates spot an island off in the distance, and you row ashore to check it out. You discover a landscape strewn with dozens of huge, saucer-shaped boulders, and, as you're poking at one curiously, you hear a voice behind you: "Like 'em? Pretty mysterious, eh?"
You turn around to find a native grinning at you. "Yeah, I guess 'mysterious' is a pretty good word for them. What are they?"
"Statues!" he says. "Statues in honor of the Enchanted Flying Oyster." Now that he mentions it, they do look a bit like oysters, if you squint.
"Why?" you ask. "Is this the Oyster's homeland, or does it have some sort of religious significance for you, or something?"
"Nah," says the native. "We're just trying to drum up tourism. Originally we were gonna do a bunch of huge tiki heads, but oysters are a lot easier to carve. Can I interest you in an Enchanted Flying Oyster tote bag? Or a snowglobe?"
You're not really interested in souvenirs, but you do help the guy move some of his giant oyster statues. It's a pretty good workout.
| You gain 250-350 Fortitude. |
Coordinates
(19,59); (49,42); (64,64); (173,51); (186,95)
References
- Oyster Island, like Oyster Egg Day is a pun on Easter. In this case, it refers to Easter Island.
