Papier-mâchéte

papier-mâchéte

The machete is the perfect weapon for removing unwanted weeds from your lawn and unwanted limbs from your enemies. The fact that this one is made of paper with random words on it doesn't make it any less badass.

Type: weapon (1-handed sword)
Damage: 10 - 20
Muscle Required: 20
Selling Price: 25 Meat.
Cannot be traded

Weapon Damage +10
All Attributes +15%
Makes actions more exciting

(In-game plural: papier-mâchétes)

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Item number: 5868
Description ID: 939197198
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Recipe

	5 papier-mâché globs
	papier-mâchéte

Notes

• When equipped in the main hand, replaces random words in combat text with words of the same part of speech, Rad Lib-style. For example:

You   claim   it across the <shins> for 71 damage.

You clobber it in the <shins> with the hilt of your sword,   exploiting   76 damage.

• Having this machete equipped while fighting a dense liana in the Hidden City will instantly end the combat without spending a turn.

History

• At some point before the end of December 2013, this item was changed from having an autosell of 30 to an autosell of 25.

See Also

• Muscle Modifiers
• Mysticality Modifiers
• Moxie Modifiers
• Bonus Weapon Damage

Collection

• 🥇: Nikademus (#95105) - 14
• 🥈: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708), Warren (#1357646) - 13
• #4: Lord Stefano (#536624) - 10
• #5: MotherMary13 (#627276), Scattaloquarious (#1389111) - 3
• #7: A Gressive Coffee Addict (#1143375), Artie Effham (#976900), CapHector (#1514154), Evil Taco (#1390118) - 2

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