Party girl

Party girl
Monster ID	2092
Locations	The Neverending Party
Hit Points	75% of its Defense
Attack	Player's Moxie + 10 (cap at 20 000)
Defense	Player's Muscle + 10 (cap at 20 000)
Initiative	0
Meat	80-120
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm,head,leg,torso
Drops	runproof mascara, very small red dress, noticeable pumps, surprisingly capacious handbag, everfull glass
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a party girl

An extremely intoxicated girl staggers into you, and then gets angry at you about it.

Hit Message(s):

She swings from a chandelier (from a chandelier!) and kicks you in the <elbow>. Ugh! Oof! Ugh!

She staggers into a nearby bookcase, breaking the glass she's holding. Then she staggers into you, slicing open your <elbow> with the broken glass. Ugh! Ow! Eek!

She stomps on your <elbow> with a stiletto heel. Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Oof!

She pours an entire drink on your <elbow>, then wanders off to get another drink. Ow! Oof! Argh! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

She stomps on your <elbow> with a stiletto heel. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ooh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

Instead of attacking you, she takes a moment to swing from a nearby chandelier.

She goes to hit you with her handbag, but she gets the hiccups.

She tries to stomp on your <elbow> with a stiletto heel ^[sic]

She loses interest in fighting you for a second, and wanders off to get another drink.

Fumble Message:

She tries to stomp on your <elbow> with a stiletto heel^[sic] (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 80-120 Meat. (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*

You acquire an item: runproof mascara (% chance)*

You acquire an item: very small red dress (% chance)*

You acquire an item: noticeable pumps (% chance)*

You acquire an item: surprisingly capacious handbag (% chance)*

You acquire an item: everfull glass (0.2% chance)*

You gain some <substat>.

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Occurs at The Neverending Party.

Notes

• The Everfull glass is a conditional drop and cannot be yellow-rayed. It is not affected by +item.
• When you have the quest to Clear all of the guests and have both dorky glasses and a ponytail clip equipped, an additional two guests are cleared with the message:

  As the girl picks herself off the floor, she looks at you in disgust.

  "Eww. Who wants to be at a party with people like this anyway. Becky? Becky? We're leaving."

  She storms out the door along with two of her friends.

• This monster cannot be wished for.

References

• The first hit message is a reference to the song Chandelier.