Peace accordion

peace accordion

This accordion is so laden with stupid social justice stickers that it's barely playable. It's perfect for hippies, though, because they barely do anything at all.

Type: ranged weapon (2-handed accordion)
Song Duration: 19 Adventures
Damage: 17 - 34
Moxie Required: 70
Selling Price: 50 Meat.

+12 Stench Damage

(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)

(In-game plural: peace accordions)

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Obtained From

The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) (in Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues)

War Hippy (space) cadet (Steal Accordion)

Cadenza effect

• On use:

You try to play a violent song on the accordion, but it won't let you, so you play a soothing hippy song instead.

You gain 50−60 hit points.

Notes

• Steal message:

You distract the hippy (by asking him to solve a really complicated first-grade arithmetic problem) and gaffle the accordion from his bag, baby.

You acquire an item: peace accordion

Collection

• 🥇: Pastahead (#486552) - 699
• 🥈: Snugglypoo (#198283) - 81
• 🥉: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 80
• #4: Artie Effham (#976900) - 46
• #5: testostronaut (#1407937) - 40
• #6: Lord Stefano (#536624) - 33
• #7: mskc (#995456) - 24
• #8: Margaret Houlihan (#2666019), sensibleb (#52928) - 20
• #10: poorlydrawnman (#1074926) - 19

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