Peregrino Cadáver

Peregrino Cadáver
Monster ID	2038
Locations	Appears about every ? adventures on El Dia de los Muertos Borrachos y Agradecido
Hit Points	75% of Player Buffed Muscle
Attack	Player's Buffed Moxie - 3
Defense	Player's Buffed Muscle - 3
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	undead
Elements	spooky
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	Indeterminate
Drops	temperance whiskey
Manuel Entry
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You're fighting a Peregrino Cadáver

So it turns out it wasn't the pilgrims' hats that had that weird shape...

Hit Message(s):

He infects you with short-term, quick-acting smallpox. Ow! Eek! Ow! Oof! Ooh!

He smashes your face with his absurdly-shaped and very hard skull. Argh! Oof! Ouch! Oof!

He throws the book at you. The good book. He throws a heavy bible at you. Argh! Ouch! Argh! Argh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

He runs you over with a 1968 Plymouth Barracuda. Oooh. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Eek! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to headbutt you, but gets embarrassed by the word 'butt'.

He throws a bible at you, but his special throwing bible is pretty small and not particularly damaging.

He tries to infect you with smallpox, but after all the crazy things you've done and eaten, your immune system is a monster.

Fumble Message:

He takes some time out of fighting to preach at you. You don't understand what he's saying, but the gist of it seems to be very boring. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

You acquire an item: temperance whiskey (100% chance)*

You gain some Beefiness.
You gain some Mysteriousness.
You gain some Cheek.

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