Perforated battle paddle
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perforated battle paddle
This is the next generation of frat-paddle, complete with holes drilled through it for minimal wind resistance. Its handle is ergonomically designed, its striking surface is coated with high-impact kevlar, and it's still as homoerotic as every other frat-paddle. Y'all ready to bust some ass?
Type: weapon (2-handed club)
Damage: 18 - 35
Muscle Required: 72
Selling Price: 90 Meat.Weapon Damage +10
(In-game plural: perforated paddle battles)
Obtained From
- The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
- I Am The Brotherhood (one-time)
- The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
- War Frat 151st Captain
- War Frat 151st Infantryman
- War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman
- War Frat Elite 500th Captain
- Stores
- The Orcish Frat House (Wartime) (35 quarters)
Notes
- Can be traded in for 1 dime at the wartime Hippy Camp.
References
- The last line in the description is an exact quote uttered by Ben Affleck's character in Dazed and Confused.
See Also
Collection
- 🥇: Ilena Whitethorn (#2199691) - 4,652
- 🥈: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 2,111
- 🥉: Nikademus (#95105) - 1,937
- #4: agargan (#1054153) - 1,567
- #5: Magister30 (#1577341) - 1,479
- #6: MandyMay (#2244590) - 1,458
- #7: tush the pastagirl (#1142627) - 1,316
- #8: Malenkaja Prinzessa (#911781) - 1,194
- #9: BrassOnes (#2991523) - 1,121
- #10: dune rune (#2896385) - 1,000
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