Personal massager

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personal massager
personal massager

This little nubby thing is for working out the kinks in your neck, back, and shoulders. Don't even think of using it for any other kinks, you kinky so-and-so - it's not that kind of game.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item


(In-game plural: personal massagers)
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Item number: 3279
Description ID: 912129024
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Obtained From

Skills
Summon Tasteful Items

When Used

  • From inventory:
You don't really need a massage right now, as your neck and back aren't feeling particularly kinky.
You turn on the personal massager and work some of the kinks out of your neck and your back. Before you can use it to massage anything else, though, the batteries run out. Oh well. It felt good while it lasted.
HPYou gain 8−10 hit points.
You lose an effect: Beaten Up
You pull out your personal massager and use it to work the kinks out of your neck and your back. You stop there, though, as nothing below that point is feeling particularly kinky. Unfortunately, it looks like the batteries in the thing were only good for that one use.

Notes

  • If a massager is present in a character's inventory when they are Beaten Up in combat, it will remove Beaten Up and restore 8-10 HP.

See Also

Collection

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