Pig

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Pig
Monster ID	1591
Locations	after using a wand of pigification in combat
Hit Points	8
Attack	6
Defense	7
Initiative	0
Meat	4-6
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	butt, head, leg, torso
Drops	ham steak
Manuel	piggy tattoo
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a pig

You blast your opponent with a hot pink beam from the witch's wand, and turn it into a pig.

or

You blast your opponents with a hot pink beam from the witch's wand, and turn them into a pig. Yes, a single pig.

Hit Message(s):

The pig attempts to dig for truffles in your chest cavity. Ooh!

The pig charges at you, butting you in the butt. (That's why they call it butting.) Ow!

The pig gets some vengeance on behalf of that kid from "Lord of the Flies". Argh!

A sufficiently hungry pig can chew through solid bone and consume two pounds of meat in less than a minute's time. Guess how you found that out. Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

Wild boars are actually quite dangerous. This pig isn't a wild boar, but it makes a pretty good attempt at emulating its undomesticated cousin. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

Your opponent is too confused by recent events to attack you. Who wouldn't be?

The pig looks around with a rather baffled expression, and says "Oink?"

The pig makes some panicked-sounding squealing noises.

The pig gets distracted by a really good mud puddle.

The pig is thoroughly baffled by the situation.

Fumble Message:

Your opponent is too confused by recent events to attack you. Who wouldn't be? (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 6 Meat

You acquire an item: ham steak (100% chance)*

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Occurs as a result of using a wand of pigification on an opponent.

Notes

• Ths monster cannot be copied.
• When using the wand of pigification multiple times per day, one of the following warnings is added to the end of the introductory paragraph, hinting that you may lose the wand. (The last message appears to show twice before the wand breaks.) The warnings and risks are similar to those associated with reusing certain other wands.:

  The wand feels a little warm.

  The wand gets really hot. You should probably be careful.

  The wand starts to vibrate. Wisps of smoke rise from the end. You should definitely be careful.

  The wand glows red-hot, and sparks fly out of it. You should seriously be careful.

History

• Prior to August 22, 2020, this monster could be copied.

References

• Lord of the Flies is a novel by William Golding, in which a boy nicknamed "Piggy" is somewhat abused.