Ping-pong ball
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It can stand up to the tremendous impact of a paddling, but gets crushed if you so much as look at it sideways. It symbolizes the comfort of a childhood basement, but also the squalor of a debauched frat house. It's white, but it's also round. In short, the ping-pong ball is an object of contrasts.
Type: combat item
Cannot be discarded
(In-game plural: ping-pong balls)
Obtained From
- Crimbo Train (Caboose)
- Choose an Action During a Caboose Distraction (2-5)
- Ping-Pong-Playing Trainbot
- Items
- chocolate covered ping-pong ball
When Used
- If a ping-pong paddle is equipped:
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You toss the ball into the air and whack it with your paddle, nailing your opponent right in the <chassis> for X damage. |
+1 Ping-Pong Skill |
- If a ping-pong paddle is not equipped:
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You whip the ping-pong ball at your foe, dealing 1 damage. These things really don't move very fast if you don't paddle them. |
Notes
- Damage dealt increases with your ping-pong skill; X = (<new skill level> + 1) * 12.
References
The line "In short, the ping-pong ball is an object of contrasts" is probably a reference to Bart's lazy school presentation on Libya on The Simpsons.[1]