Plaid ghost
| Plaid ghost | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1560 |
| Locations | The Haunted Laundry Room |
| Hit Points | 160 |
| Attack | 137 |
| Defense | 136 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, torso, ectoplasm, sheet |
| Drops | plaid swatch |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a plaid ghostA sheet covered in red-and-green tartan lifts itself off floor and floats at you, making "Woooo" noises in a thick Scottish brogue.
Who says dead men don't wear plaid?
Hit Message(s):
It shouts, "FREEDOM!" and knots itself around your neck, squeezing until you almost pass out. Ooh! Oof! Eek! Eek!
It beans you with a spectral shillelagh. It's as painful as it is difficult to spell. Eek! Ouch! Eek! Ooh!
It wraps its plaid around your neck and squeezes. Ouch! Ow! Eek! Oof!
It pelts you with specral[sic] haggis. It's just as gross as regular haggis! Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! Oof! (sleaze damage)
It pulls out a sporran and beats you with it. Man, that thing must have been full of lead shot! Ouch! Argh! Argh! Oof!
It tosses a caber at you. You don't know what the caber was doing in the laundry room, but it hurts when it lands on your toe. Eek! Ugh! Ooh! Eek!
It grabs a jug of bleach out of the laundry supply closet and splashes you in the face with it, stinging your eyes and nose and bleaching your tongue almost white. It doesn't spill a drop of bleach on itself, either, to add insult to injury. Oof! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
It says, "you may take my life, but you'll never take my FREEDOM!" but you point out that it's already dead.
It tries to hit you with a spectral shillelagh, but pauses when you ask him how to spell it.
It tries to strangle you with its sheet, but you dodge that bullsheet.
It tries to beat you with a sporran, but you dodge that sporran-wieldin' moron.
It throws a spectral haggis at you, but you dodge.
It tosses a caber at you, but you dodge.
It grabs a jug of bleach to throw on you, but accidentally splashes some on itself. It retreats and frantically washes the bleach out before it wrecks the plaid pattern on its sheet. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: plaid swatch (20% chance)* |
Occurs at The Haunted Laundry Room.
References
- The description references the 1982 movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid.
