Play a Flute Solo

Play a Flute Solo

Type: Combat
MP Cost: 10

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Skill number: 7078

refreshedit data

Source:	Elvish sunglasses
Price:	N/A
Class:	N/A
Level:	N/A
Effect:	Deals Sleaze Damage
When Used:

­ You sit on a park bench, eye it with bad intent, and play a sizzling flute solo, for X damage. or You play a flute solo, winking at your opponent. It remembers that one time at band camp, and blushes for X damage. or You play a scorching flute solo, winking suggestively as you play the instrument (if you know what I mean). It takes X damage from your musical double entendres.

Notes

• Only one solo can be played per fight.
• Damage done is floor[DMG*(min(MOX,200)+(max(0,MOX-200)^.75))] where:
  • MOX is the player's buffed moxie
  • DMG is an integral percent between 90-110% (e.g., 90%, 91%, 92%, etc.)

References

• The first attack message references the song Aqualung by Jethro Tull. Jethro Tull is a prog band known for the flute work of its lead singer, Ian Anderson.
• The second attack message references the American Pie series of teen comedies.
• The third attack message is just a bunch of innuendo.