Polymorphic fastening apparatus

polymorphic fastening apparatus

So, you've probably seen a pair of armored pants before, and you've probably noticed that the, shall we say, crotchical region is remarkably smooth and featureless on pants like that. And you've probably asked the person wearing those pants "hey, how do you get into those pants?" And that person has probably either slapped you or said "well, you could start by buying me a drink."

Well, now you know how they do it: this is an apparatus designed to cover the crotchical region. It fastens together, then seamlessly seals itself until the wearer decides to remove it. Nifty!

Cannot be traded or discarded

(In-game plural: polymorphic fastening apparata)

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Item number: 3074
Description ID: 644106227
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A Sinister Dodecahedron

Walkin' in a Dystopian Future Wonderland

References

• The description references a common pickup line, which generally follows with one of the two options given.

Collection

• 🥇: Marshall (#32917) - 3
• 🥈: ABeanSits (#605783), AceBladewing (#1531403), Adagia (#1161371), Admiral (#253318), Ahzander Ranning (#958456), Alfonse BojangleS (#982244), Alfredo_of_Earl (#215485), Alliance From Hell (#1233230), AnaMoly837 (#1491912) - 1

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