Possessed can of cream of mushroom soup

Possessed can of cream of mushroom soup
Monster ID	2487
Locations	Thanksgiving Island
Hit Points	?
Attack	?
Defense	unknown
Initiative	100
Meat	None
Phylum	undead
Elements	None
Resistance	50% physical
Monster Parts	arm, can, leg
Drops	Spirit of Thanksgiving
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a possessed can of cream of mushroom soup

At the condensed soup factory, sometimes they go too far. The condensation reaches a critical density and pressure. Under these conditions, the rules of physics bend. The fabric of reality cracks. A door is opened.

Hit Message(s):

It vents some foul air from inside of itself. The smell of congealed fungus fills the area. Oof! Argh! Ouch! (stench damage)

It slaps you in the face, which seems like a weirdly generic attack for such a weirdly specific monster. Argh! Ouch! Ooh!

It bangs its reinforced top rim into your <lower back>. It hurts, but at least you didn't get any of the soup on you. Ooh! Ugh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

It slaps you in the face, which seems like a weirdly generic attack for such a weirdly specific monster. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Oof! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It pauses to hammer out a couple of dents in its metal carapace.

It tips over toward you, but you dodge out of the way and it rolls harmlessly to the side.

It tries to slap you in the face, but you've been watching The Three Stooges lately, so you know to duck.

Fumble Message:

It tries to slap you in the face, but you've been watching The Three Stooges lately, so you know to duck. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

Wow, that fight was messy. Cream of mushroom soup is splattered all over the place. or, if the place was already messy with green beans: A wave of cream of mushroom soup mixes with the green beans covering the area, making a really irresponsible amount of food.

You acquire an item: room scale green bean casserole

or, if the place was already messy with something else: The cream of mushroom soup/gravy/pumpkin spice covering the area is washed away by a wave of cream of mushroom soup, leaving things surprisingly clean.

You acquire an item: Spirit of Thanksgiving (100% chance)*

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Occurs at Thanksgiving Island.

Notes

• room scale green bean casserole is not a drop from the monster but created automatically with the correct zone conditions (mushroom soup and green beans mixed).
• Cannot be copied when encountered on Thanksgiving Island, but otherwise copyable.