Possessed can of green beans

Possessed can of green beans
Monster ID	2488
Locations	Thanksgiving Island
Hit Points	?
Attack	?
Defense	unknown
Initiative	100
Meat	None
Phylum	undead
Elements	None
Resistance	50% physical
Monster Parts	arm, can, leg
Drops	Spirit of Thanksgiving
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a possessed can of green beans

The tinning process eliminates all risk of foodborne illness from these things, but there is still a slight danger of occult contamination. The insurance underwriters choose to ignore this, because they don't like thinking about it.

Hit Message(s):

It reaches into itself and grabs a green bean. At first you're afraid it's going to eat it, but luckily it just hurls it at your <ear>. Ugh! Ow! Ouch! (sleaze damage)

It tips forward and splashes you with old green bean juice. Ugh! Ow! Ow! (sleaze damage)

It does a combination twirl-lunge thing that results in your <ear> getting cut in half by its jagged open lid. Ugh! Eek! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

It reaches into itself and grabs a green bean. At first you're afraid it's going to eat it, but luckily it just hurls it at your <ear>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Argh! Eek! Ouch! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

It trips over a rock and has to spend a few minutes picking up all of the beans that fell out of the top of it.

It reaches into itself, grabs a green bean, and eats it. This would be creepy on its own, but it's made worse by the fact that it just stares at you the whole time it's doing it.

You hear the sound of an electric can opener in the distance. Your enemy is startled by it and cowers for a few moments instead of attacking you.

Fumble Message:

It reaches into itself, grabs a green bean, and eats it. This would be creepy on its own, but it's made worse by the fact that it just stares at you the whole time it's doing it. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

Wow, that fight was messy. Green beans is splattered all over the place. or, if the place was already messy with cream of mushroom soup: A wave of green beans mixes with the cream of mushroom soup covering the area, making a really irresponsible amount of food.

You acquire an item: room scale green bean casserole

or, if the place was already messy with something else: The gravy/green beans/pumpkin spice covering the area is washed away by a wave of green beans, leaving things surprisingly clean.

You acquire an item: Spirit of Thanksgiving (100% chance)*

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Occurs at Thanksgiving Island.

Notes

• room scale green bean casserole is not a drop from the monster but created automatically with the correct zone conditions (mushroom soup and green beans mixed).
• Cannot be copied when encountered on Thanksgiving Island, but otherwise copyable.