Possessed toy chest
| Possessed toy chest | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1550 |
| Locations | The Haunted Nursery |
| Hit Points | 85 |
| Attack | 76 |
| Defense | 84 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | weird |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | bear, box, hinge, top |
| Drops | haunted paddle-ball, spooky alphabet block, spooky sound effects record |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a possessed toy chestA toy chest in the corner starts to vibrate, loud thumping and crashing noises coming from within. Then it spills open and toys start to fly around the room, each little dolly and teddy bear cursing and saying horrible things about your mother.
Hit Message(s):
A doll flies out of the toy chest, spins its head around, and regurgitates pea soup on you. Ugh! Oof! (sleaze damage)
A jumprope flies out of the toy chest and strangles you. Argh! Eek!
A set of blocks flies out of the toy chest and smacks you in the H, E, A, D. Eek! Ouch!
A set of BRICKO bricks flies out of the toy chest and lands on the floor. You step on one and it hurts forever. Ouch! Argh!
A set of jacks flies out of the toy chest and jacks you up with its sharp metal bits. Ugh! Eek!
A teddy bear with real bear teeth flies out and bites you in the throat. Ooh! Argh!
A jumprope flies out, turns itself into a slingshot, and hurls a series of baseballs at you. You get a series of baseball-shaped bruises on some of your more sensitive parts. Ugh! Eek!
A doll flies out of the toy chest and says something rude about your mother, but you counter that its mother is so fat, when she sits in a hot tub she makes her own gravy.
A jumprope flies out of the toy chest, but you skip it.
A set of blocks flies out of the toy chest at you, but you block the blocks.
A set of BRICKO bricks flies out of the toy chest, but you avoid stepping on them.
A set of jacks flies out of the toy chest, but can't do jack for attacks.
A teddy bear flies out and tries to bite you, but you distract it with the promise of a picnic.
The lid to the toy chest shuts for a second, and you jump on it so you can catch your breath before it can open again. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: haunted paddle-ball (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: spooky alphabet block (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: spooky sound effects record (15% chance)* |
Occurs at The Haunted Nursery.
