Preschool Science
You enter the laboratory to find it already occupied by three small ghosts. A tiny one giggles as she rattles one of the model skeletons around, terrifying a second ghost who weeps and wails as though he doesn't understand that as a ghost, he has nothing to fear from skeletons.
The third ghost apparently only fears hunger -- his chubby ghostly hands rifle through the petri dishes of the lab as though they are ordinary dishes and also as though he hasn't eaten in decades, which, come to think of it, he probably hasn't.
You clear your throat, preparing to ask the children to come quietly back to their mother with you, but then you remember that they're children, so that's just totally not going to work. The ghosts scatter through the walls in three different directions. Cool.
I was being sarcastic when I said that was cool. You are not in the mood to chase babies today.
Occurs at The Haunted Laboratory.
