Primitive survivor
| Primitive survivor | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1089 |
| Locations | Domed City of Ronaldus |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 5 (cap 310) |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 5 (cap 310) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | elven hardtack, elven squeeze, Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime, Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a primitive survivorAs you explore the domed city, there's a grunt from overhead and an elf drops into your path. He's got a huge unkempt tangle of hair and beard, he's wearing nothing but a loincloth, and he doesn't look overly friendly. Looks like this elf survived by going primitive. Which is a little weird, since primitive elves were the same kind of ethereal pansies they are today, just with a smaller vocabulary. This one's acting like a primitive human.
Hit Message(s):
He bares his teeth and hisses, then bites you in the <eye>. Ugh!
He flings something at you that doesn't smell like something you want to have flung at you. Ow! (stench damage)
He swipes at you with his filthy fingernails. That's gonna get infected, man. Ugh!
He garottes you with a jungle vine. Where the hell did he find a jungle vine on a moon colony? Ooh!
He grunts, beats his chest, and snaps a couple of your ribs before you can even blink. Tricksy elf. Ouch!
He bares his teeth and hisses. You hiss back, startling him.
He flings something unpleasant at you, but you dodge.
He swipes at you with his filthy fingernails, but you slap his hand away.
He sniffs you, but apparently you don't smell threatening.
He grunts and draws something in the dust. It's like he's trying to communicate! And he's failing miserably! (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI (15% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: elven squeeze (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: elven hardtack (25% chance)* |
Occurs at Domed City of Grimacia.
