Put on the Smooth Moves

Female characters

You enter the room and see a very very very very very very suave Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman blocking the stairs to the next level. Looks like you're going to have to use your feminine wiles to get past him.

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Put on the Smooth Moves

• On failed attempt:

  You giggle and hang on the Guardsman's arm, marveling at how strong he is. Then you accidentally let slip that you were referring to his body odor. Good going, girly.
  

• On successful attempt:

  You giggle and hang on the Guardsman's arm, marveling at how strong he is. You twirl your hair, smile, squeeze his biceps, the whole eleven yards. When he leaves to go pick you some pretty flowers, you delve deeper into the basement.

Male characters

You enter the room and see a very very very very attractive Sorority Orc blocking your way to the stairs. Looks like you're gonna have to sweet-talk your way past her if you want to continue.

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Put on the Smooth Moves

• On failed attempt:

  You ask the Sorority Orc if she lives around here often. She laughs, pours herself a drink, and throws it in your face.

  Smooth, dude. Real smooth.

• On successful attempt:

  You tell the Sorority Orc you've forgotten your phone number and ask if you can have hers. She laughs, and the two of you flirt until her defenses are demolished. Then you knock her out and continue deeper into the basement.

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Occurs at Fernswarthy's Basement.

Notes

• The number of "very"s depends on the level you are on. The number that will be displayed appears to be int(sqrt(level^1.4+2)) + 2 (two more than the square root of the stat required for that floor, rounded down). As an example, 11 very's will appear on level 24; 34 very's will appear on level 144, 80 very's will appear on level 512.

References

• The failed attempt for a male character is a mergence of two standard pick-up lines, "Do you live around here?" and "Do you come around here often?" This may be a deliberate quote of Steven Wright.
• The successful attempt for a female character references the phrase "The whole nine yards."