Putting Off Is Off-Putting
You walk into a room full of piles of giant dirty clothes, giant empty pizza boxes, and giant trash of every kind. You can barely see the floor and you can barely make your way into the room, it's so full of detritus. I'm sure the Procrastination Giant fully intends to get around to cleaning it some day, but for now it's pretty disgusting.
| Look Under a Pile of Junk |
First time:
- You crawl under one of the piles of junk around the room. There's a library book in here that's a little overdue--in fact, the due date stamped on the card is "The Third Year of the Blender of the Reign of King Yore VIII," so it's been overdue longer than anyone you know has been alive. You grab it and take it with you. I mean, it's not like the Procrastination Giant's going to return it.
 | You acquire an item: very overdue library book |
Subsequently:
- You crawl under the pile of junk, but after you almost crawl into a giant pair of filthy boxer shorts, you decide to quit looking.
- Note: Does not take an adventure.
| Roll in a Pile of Junk |
You find a pile of soft shredded tissue--it must be centuries old, from the last time the Procrastination Giant cleaned his hamster's cage--and hop around in it for a while. It's so soft and fluffy that you think it'd make great, if temporary armor, so you grab some and wrap it around yourself.
 | You acquire an effect: Trash-Wrapped (duration: 30 Adventures) |
| Get out of Pile of Junk |
You fully plan on walking out of this room as soon as you get around to it. And since you're not a Procrastination Giant, that means you immediately leave.
Note: Does not take an adventure.
Occurs at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor).
Notes
- The very overdue library book is only available once per ascension.
