PvP Messages

Attacking an opponent:
	Attacking Player...
	Player is made marginally more difficult to attack by her Newbiesport™ tent.
	Player is made somewhat more difficult to attack by her barskin tent.
	Player is made quite a bit more difficult to attack by her cozy cottage.
	Player is made significantly more difficult to attack by his house.
	(Note: no message is shown for sandcastles, BRICKO pyramids, or ginormous pumpkins; its presumed there is no message for any of the housing better than a house.)
Defender has pretty flowers:	You are forced to stop and smell the pretty flowers before attacking. It takes some of the contempt out of you, and makes you feel less Moxious. Wuss.
Defender has a Spooky Scarecrow:	Your opponent's Spooky Scarecrow glares at you menacingly. You don't feel particularly scared by it, though.
	Your opponent's Spooky Scarecrow glares at you menacingly. It makes you a little nervous, and your muscles get a little shaky.
Defender has barbed-wire:	There's some barbed-wire fence around your opponent's campsite. You manage to slide under it without injury.
	There's some barbed-wire fence around your opponent's campsite. You get tangled up in it, and cut yourself up a little.
Defender has white picket fence:	Your opponent's white picket fence looks so idyllic that it sort of puts you out of the mood for fighting. Sigh.
The battle begins:	You call Player out, and your battle begins...
Buffed Stat (first game)	Muscle (you win) You try to deliver a vicious headbutt to <player>. Your blow connects! KAPOW! You try to punch <player> in the <foot>. Your blow connects! SOCKO! You try to lay a smack down on <player>. Your blow connects! BAM! You try to kick <player> in the shins. Your blow connects! BONK! Muscle (you lose) You try to punch <player> in the <foot>. Your opponent takes the blow, laughs, and kicks you really hard in the knee. Oof! You try to lay a smack down on <player>. Your opponent conjures a magical shield that blocks your blow and singes your eyebrows. Oof! You try to lay a smack down on <player>. Your opponent Moxiously evades your blow, sneaks around behind you, and punches you in the kidney. Oof! You try to kick <player> in the shins. Your opponent takes the blow, laughs, and kicks you really hard in the knee. Oof! You try to kick <player> in the shins. Your opponent Moxiously evades your blow, sneaks around behind you, and punches you in the kidney. Oof! Mysticality (you win) You attempt to Burninate <player>. Your magical gambit is successful! SPLAT! You attempt to telepathically crush your opponent's skull. Your magical gambit is successful! BOOF! Mysticality (you lose) You attempt to Burninate <player>. Your opponent is so beefy that your spell bounces right back at you. Oof! You attempt to Burninate <player>. Your opponent counters your spell, and delivers one back at you. Oof! You attempt to telepathically crush your opponent's skull. Your opponent is so beefy that your spell bounces right back at you. Oof! You attempt to telepathically crush your opponent's skull. Your opponent counters your spell, and delivers one back at you. Oof! Moxie (you win) You begin to make fun of <player>. You make your opponent feel like a loser! BIFF! Moxie (you lose) You try to embarrrass <player>. Your opponent ignores your taunts, walks up to you, and punches you in the jaw. Oof! You try to embarrrass <player>. Your opponent one-ups you with a well-timed joke. You blush. Oof!
Unbuffed Stat (second game)	You challenge your opponent to a bicep-comparison contest -- raw Muscle vs. raw Muscle. You win the round! KERBLAM!
	You challenge your opponent to a bicep-comparison contest -- raw Muscle vs. raw Muscle. You lose the round! Oof!
	You challenge your opponent to a game of Telekinetic Ping-Pong -- raw Mysticality vs. raw Mysticality. You win the round! BOOF!
	You challenge your opponent to a game of Telekinetic Ping-Pong -- raw Mysticality vs. raw Mysticality. You lose the round! Oof!
	You challenge your opponent to an insult contest -- raw Moxie vs. raw Moxie. You win the round! SPLAT!
	You challenge your opponent to an insult contest -- raw Moxie vs. raw Moxie. You lose the round! Oof!
Buffed Stat (third game)	Player challenges you to an armwrestling match. You heave and grunt, and at long last win the match. WHAM!
	Player challenges you to an armwrestling match. You struggle and groan, but you are unable to win the match. Oof!
	Player challenges you to a game of Wizard's Croquet. Your mad magical skills leave the green scorched black. BAM!
	Player challenges you to a game of Wizard's Croquet. Your opponent's Mysticality outmatches yours, and you lose the game. Oof!
	Player challenges you to a dancing contest. You bust a move to beat the band, and deftly win the contest. KERBLAM!
	Player challenges you to a dancing contest. Try as you might, you are unable to outdance this particular dancing fool. Oof!
Balanced Diet	Player challenges you to a diet balance contest. Your diet is way more balanced than your opponent's. BOOF!
	Player challenges you to a diet balance contest. Your opponent's diet is more balanced than yours. Oof!
Bleeding Contest	Player challenges you to a bleeding contest. You have a lot more blood than your opponent, so you're able to bleed longer. POW!
	Player challenges you to a bleeding contest. Your opponent has more blood than you, so you stop bleeding first and lose. Oof!
Burping Contest	Player challenges you to a burping contest. Having more MP than your opponent, you easily outburp him/her. SPLAT!
	Player challenges you to a burping contest. Your opponent has more MP than you, so is a more formidable burper. Oof!
Canadianity Contest	Player challenges you to a Canadianity contest. You have drunk more White Canadians than your opponent, so you win! KAPOW!
	Player challenges you to a Canadianity contest. Your opponent has drunk more White Canadians than you, so you lose. Oof!
Familiar Weight	Player challenges you to a familiar show. Y'know, like a dog show, only with your familiar. Your familiar weighs more than your opponent's, so you win! KERBLAM!
	Player challenges you to a familiar show. Y'know, like a dog show, only with your familiar. Your familiar doesn't weigh as much as your opponent's does, so you lose. Oof!
Fashion Show	Player arranges an impromptu fashion show. The judges declare your clothes to be far more stylish than your opponent's. ZOT!
	Player arranges an impromptu fashion show. The judges deem that your style is outmoded. Oof!
Flower Picking Contest	Player challenges you to a flower-picking contest. You have picked more flowers than your opponent, so you win! ZAP!
	Player challenges you to a flower-picking contest. Your opponent has picked more flowers than you, so you lose. Oof!
"How Hung Over Are You"	Player challenges you to a "How Hung Over are You?" competition. Your headache knows no bounds. Or at least larger bounds than your opponent's. KAPOW!
	Player challenges you to a "How Hung Over are You?" competition. Unfortunately, your opponent is significantly hunger over than you. Oof!
Pie-Eating Contest	Player challenges you to a pie-eating competition. You're less full than your opponent, and therefore able to eat significantly more pie. BAM!
	Player challenges you to a pie-eating competition. Sadly, your opponent is able to consume more pie than you. Oof!
Popularity Contest	Player challenges you to a popularity contest. Since your Ranking is lower than your opponents, the judges root for you. SPLAT!
	Player challenges you to a popularity contest. Since your opponent's Ranking is lower than yours, the judges are less threatened by him/her. Oof!
Purity Test	Player challenges you to a purity test. You have fewer active effects on you than your opponent, and are therefore deemed more pure. BIFF!
	Player challenges you to a purity test. Your opponent has fewer active effects than you, and is therefore deemed more pure. Oof!
Tattoo Contest	Player challenges you to a tattoo contest. Your staggering array of tattoos puts your opponent's to shame. BOOF!
	Player challenges you to a tattoo contest. The judges are more impressed with your opponent's array of tattoos than with yours. Oof!
Trophy Contest	Player challenges you to a trophy-stacking contest. Your opponent runs out of trophies before you do, so your stack is higher. KERBLAM!
	Player challenges you to a trophy-stacking contest. Your opponent has more trophies than you, so his/her stack is higher. Oof!
Wine Tasting	Player challenges you to a wine tasting contest. Your booze palate is more refined than your opponent's. ZOT!
	Player challenges you to a wine tasting contest. Your opponent's knowledge of booze exceeds yours. Oof!
Work Ethic	Player challenges you to a work ethic contest. You have taken fewer vacations than your opponent, so you win! KERBLAM!
	Player challenges you to a work ethic contest. Your opponent has taken fewer vacations than you, so you lose. Oof!

See Also

• PvP