Pygmy blowgunner

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pygmy blowgunner You're fighting a pygmy blowgunner

This pygmy is armed with a simple projectile device, and an even simpler plan: shoot you, run a short distance away, wait for you to catch up, repeat. The idea is that eventually, you'll get so annoyed that you'll have an aneurysm and die.

Hit Message(s):

He shoots you with his blowgun, then runs a short distance away. Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Ugh! Ouch!

He shoots you with his blowgun, then runs a short distance away. God, you hate him. Ouch! Argh! Oof! Ow! Ooh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He shoots you with his blowgun, then runs a short distance away. You think you hear a vein in your head go 'pop'. Ugh! Ooh! Ow! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He stands quietly for a moment, waiting for you to run back into range. Bastard.

He shoots at you with his blowgun, but misses. He hops up and down angrily.

Fumble Message:

He shoots you with his blowgun, but nothing happens. Guess it's time to reload. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*
You acquire an item: big bad voodoo mask (5.0% chance)*
You acquire an item: pygmy blowgun (30% chance)*
You acquire an item: pygmy nose-bone (9.7% chance)*
You gain 39 <substat>.

Occurs in The Hidden Park. Occurred in The Hidden City (zone).

History

References

  • This likely parodies similar foes from the game Diablo II, which force melee characters to chase them all over the damn map, the bastards.