Pygmy phone number
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This scrap of paper has a 4-digit phone number scrawled on it, which can only mean one of two things: It's either an incomplete phone number, and therefore useless, or the phone number of a pygmy, and therefore extremely dangerous.
Type: potion
Selling Price: 86 Meat.
Effect: Pygmy Drinking Buddy (15 Adventures)He is violent and unpredictable!
(In-game plural: pygmy phone numbers)
Obtained From
- The Hidden Bowling Alley
- drunk pygmy
- Skills
- Calculate the Universe (with a final result of 22)
When Used
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You find a pay phone in the jungle (which is all right by you), and dial the number.
A voice on the other end shouts "Drinks!? I'm -hic- on my way!" and a drunk pygmy shows up a few seconds later, looking at you expectantly. | ||
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If you already have Pygmy Drinking Buddy:
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You call your pygmy drinking buddy, forgetting that he's right next to you.
"I'm... -hic-... I'm right here, dude. Hey, hey, I know. I know. Let's go -hic- drink some more." | ||
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References
- The use text being "all right by you" is a reference to the lyrics of Bungle in the Jungle.
Collection
- 🥇: Jellyman (#337291) - 17,447
- 🥈: Zykrieten (#1775718) - 3,600
- 🥉: OneEyedJack (#2877690) - 2,310
- #4: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 1,269
- #5: Cryanger (#1547990) - 801
- #6: Nikademus (#95105) - 645
- #7: Magister30 (#1577341) - 586
- #8: JCS (#1543390) - 501
- #9: Snugglypoo (#198283) - 479
- #10: whizdad (#443313) - 458
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