QuickBASIC elemental

QuickBASIC elemental
Monster ID	1422
Locations	Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1 (ultra-rarely)
Hit Points	80
Attack	70
Defense	65
Initiative	75
Meat	unknown
Phylum	elemental
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	optimal spreadsheet
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 You're fighting a QuickBASIC elemental

You are attacked by a BASIC elemental, but there's something... different about it. It's faster, its movements are more complex than usual, and...

There are no line numbers.

This will not stand. You ready your weapon.

Hit Message(s):

DECLARE SUB Attack PRINT "Take this, Adventurer!" END SUB WHILE 1=2 Attack WEND Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

DECLARE SUB Attack PRINT "Take this, Adventurer!" END SUB WHILE 1=2 Attack WEND Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

The elemental tries to attack you, but it's far too outdated.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: optimal spreadsheet (100% chance)*

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Occurs at Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1, ultra-rarely.

References

• The basic elements making up the image of the QuickBASIC Elemental are a few lines of a simple QuickBASIC program:

SUB MURDERADVENTURER

PRINT "GRAAGH"

END SUB

WHILE INKEY$ = "

WEND

END