Radiator
| Radiator | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1626 |
| Locations | The Roman Forum |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+5, min 10 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+5, min 10 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 16-24 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, body, head, leg |
| Drops | salt wages, radiator heater shield |
| Manuel | totally sweet mohawk helmet |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Rhombus Equinus the RadiatorNo, no, you're pronouncing it wrong--this isn't a guy who produces heat or something. It's a short 'a', like the one in 'cat.' He's rad, y'know? Like, totally cool, in a late 80's kind of way, from his neon shirt to his giant harem pants.
Hit Message(s):
He says, "bodacious obsequiousness!" and punches you when you look nonplussed. Ow! Eek! Ow! Ouch! Ooh!
He says that you're a totally bad dude, and hits you with his trident. Oof! Argh! Eek!
He says, "tubular!" and hits you with his tubular spear. You hear tubular bells ringing in your ears. Oof! Argh! Oof! Argh! Oof!
He says, "Reaganomics!" and hits you with his tubular spear. Eek! Ugh! Ow!
He gives you a beatdown that is totally radical. Eek! Ugh! Oof!
He says, "Cowabunga!" and hits you with a leather whip. In the bung. Ow! Ooh! Argh!
He pulls out a pipe that is tubular, covered with bumps that are gnarly. Then he uses it to give you a totally bodacious and heinous beatdown, which is far from awesome. Irony! (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ow! Eek! Argh! Ooh!
He says, "cowabunga!" You're nonplussed.
He says, "tubular!" and tries to hit you with his tubular spear. You dodge. So that's okay.
He says that you're a bad dude, then explains that "bad" means "good." It's confusing, but not painful.
He says, "Reaganomics!" You stare blankly at him.
He starts to attack, but trips over his harem pants and falls.
He tries to beat you down in a radical way, but you point out that it's far from radical to hurt others.
He pulls out a pipe that is tubular, covered with bumps that are gnarly, and swings it at you. When he misses, you say, "that was a bad attempt, man." He smiles and thanks you. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 16-24 Meat. (average: 20, stdev: 2)* |
 | You acquire an item: salt wages (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: radiator heater shield (2% chance)* |
Occurs at The Roman Forum
