Read Some Old Tombstones

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You browse the old tombstones. The spelling on them seems normal -- they must predate whatever happened here that messed things up.

A few of the epitaphs catch your eye:

Here lies Winnie Tow
Sensible Flatulist, Unpleasant Ice Sculptor
In Delightful Memory
Here lies Fred "Interesting Beetle" McArty
225 - 307
Executed for Public Nuisance
Here lies Rhoda "Tan Mark" Dinan
Insensitive Fertilizer Salesman, Irascible Uncle
Executed for Public Nuisance

Located in The Misspelled Cemetary in The Nearby Plains, clicking here displays 3 random epitaphs. Epitaphs use this template.