Reassembly Station
At the Reassembly Station you can spend Energy to improve your CPU, or Scrap to build new attachments.
CPU Upgrades
Name
Effect
Energy Cost
Message
Leverage Coprocessing
+15 Muscle
30
Dynamic Arcane Flux Modeling
+15 Mysticality
30
Upgraded Fashion Sensor
+15 Moxie
30
Financial Neural Net
+20% Meat Drops
30
Spatial Compression Functions
+30 Maximum HP
40
Self-Repair Routines
Regenerate +10 HP per Adventure
40
Weather Control Algorithms
+2 Resistance to all elements
40
Improved Optical Processing
+20% Item Drops
40
Topology Grid
Allows you to equip shirts
50
Overclocking
Gain 1 Energy per fight
50
Your CPU redirects some waste heat back into your battery.You gain 1 Energy.
Biomass Processing Function
Allows use of potions
50
Holographic Deflector Projection
+30 Maximum HP
50
Top Attachment
Name
Effect
Scrap Cost
Image
Message
Pea Shooter
Deal 20 Damage + 10% of your Moxie
5
You shoot a pea-sized projectile at his <body part >, dealing X damage.
Bird Cage
Allows the use of a familiar
5
Solar Panel
Gain 1 Energy after each fight
5
Your solar array discharges some energy into your internal battery.You gain 1 Energy.
Mannequin Head
Allows you to equip a hat
15
Meat Radar
+50% Meat Drops from Monsters
30
Junk Cannon
Spend 1 Scrap to deal 100% of your Moxie in damage
30
You blast your foe with various rusty screws and bolts and whatnot, dealing X damage.
Tesla Blaster
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Moxie[sic
30
You reroute some extra energy to your Tesla Blaster and unleash a torrent of electricity at your foe, dealing X damage.
Snow Blower
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Muscle in Cold damage
40
You fire up the snow blower. Actually I guess you ice up the snowblower, blasting your foe for X
Left Arm
Name
Effect
Scrap Cost
Image
Message
Pound-O-Tron
Deal 20 Damage + 10% of your Muscle
5
You swing your Pound-O-Tron in a wild circle, eventually connecting with your foe's <body part > and dealing X damage.
Reflective Shard
+3 Resistance to All Elements
5
Metal Detector
+30% Item Drops from Monsters
5
Vice Grips
Allows you to equip a weapon
15
Sniper Rifle
Spend 1 Scrap to deal 100% of your Mysticality in damage
30
You carefully aim your sniper rifle and hit he[sic
Junk Mace
Spend 1 Scrap to deal 100% of your Muscle in damage
30
You bash it right in the <body part > with your Junk Mace, dealing X damage and causing bits of scrap to fly off in every direction.
Camouflage Curtain
Monsters will be significantly less attracted to you
30
Grease Gun
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Moxie in Sleaze damage
40
You hose your opponent down with filthy robot grease, dealing X
Right Arm
Name
Effect
Scrap Cost
Image
Message
Slab-O-Matic
+30 Maximum HP
5
Junk Shield
+10 Damage Reduction
5
Horseshoe Magnet
Gain 1 Scrap after each fight
5
You collect the bits of metal that are stuck to your horseshoe magnet.You gain 1 scrap
Omni-Claw
Allows you to equip an offhand item
15
Mammal Prod
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Mysticality in damage
30
You charge up your Mammal Prod and poke your opponent with it, dealing X damage.
Solenoid Piston
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Muscle in damage
30
You power up your solenoid and slam your piston right into its <body part >, dealing X damage.
Blaring Speaker
+30 to Monster Level
30
Surplus Flamethrower
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Mysticality in Hot damage
40
You bathe your opponent in cleansing military-grade flame, dealing X
Propulsion System
Name
Effect
Scrap Cost
Image
Message
Bald Tires
+10 Maximum HP
5
Rocket Crotch
Deal 20 Hot Damage + 10% of your Mysticality
5
You bathe its[sic X
Motorcycle Wheel
+30% Combat Initiative
5
Robo-Legs
Allows you to equip pants
15
Magno-Lev
+30% Item Drops from Monsters
30
Tank Treads
+50 Maximum HP
30
Snowplow
Gain 1 Scrap after each fight
30
You scrape some detritus off of your plow blade.You gain 1 scrap
Back to the Scrapheap
Occurs at The Scrapheap .
Notes
Attachments are not saved; new ones replace them. If you want to go back to a previous attachment, you must purchase it again.
Vice Grips allow you to equip two-handed weapons , even without the Omni-Claw. You still can't equip off-hand items with two-handed weapons, though, even with the Omni-Claw. 
