Red Snapper
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| Red Snapper | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1524 |
| Locations | The Red Zeppelin |
| Hit Points | 150 |
| Attack | 155 |
| Defense | 157 |
| Initiative | 75 |
| Meat | 100-150 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | red box |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a Red SnapperYour way through the zeppelin is suddenly blocked by a member of the Red Army. "Get out of here! This is a restricted area!" she snaps.
"Your MOM"[sic] is a restricted area!" you reply, snappily.
"Aw, snap!" she snaps, snapping her fingers, "now it's on!"
Hit Message(s):
She snaps at you so hard it hurts your feelings. Argh! Ouch!
She snaps at you, then kicks you in the <ankle>. You wish she had stuck to snapping. Argh! Ooh!
Oh, crap! She snapped one of your fingers! Ouch! Ouch!
She snaps one of your fingers. Eek! Ouch!
She snaps your <ankle>. It really hurts. Argh! Oof!
She snaps a collarbone with a karate chop. Ugh! Ouch!
She snaps her fingers, and a couple of burly Red Army recruits run in and snap several of your favorite bones. Argh! Argh!
She snaps at you, but you laugh it off.
She starts to snap at you, then tries to think of a snappier way to do it.
She tries to snap a finger, but you snap your fingers first.
She tries to snap one of your fingers, but it's far from a snap to do so.
She tries to snap your <ankle>, but it's unsnappable.
She tries to snap your collarbone, but you dodge.
She stops snapping to take a snappy nap, while you wait for her to wake up. (FUMBLE!)
You search the Snapper's cabin, but everything you find has been snapped in half.
 | You gain 100-150 Meat (average: 125, stdev: 10.61)* |
 | You acquire an item: red box |
Occurs at The Red Zeppelin.
Notes
- As her cabin contains nothing of interest, the Snapper should be avoided when you're hunting for Ron.
- This monster cannot be wished for.
References
- The red snapper is a delicious fish that was famously loved by a Led Zeppelin groupie.
