Remarkable Elba Kramer
| Remarkable Elba Kramer | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1966 |
| Locations | Inside the Palindome (ultra-rarely) |
| Hit Points | 242 |
| Attack | 222 |
| Defense | 202 |
| Initiative | ∞ |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | unknown |
| Drops | repaid diaper |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Remarkable Elba Kramer“Me, fight? Yes... now even I am fighting you,” she says.
“Who are you?” you asked.
“Never. I understand, don’t I? Who this is, what happens -- always this, backwards and forwards, running both ways. Two fighting -- me and you.”
“Us? But...”
“Us -- you and me, fighting two ways -- both running forwards and backwards. This always happens.”
“What is this? Who? I don’t understand.”
“I never asked you. You are who.” says she.
You: “...Fighting, am I?”
“Even now, yes. Fight me.”
Hit Message(s):
She punches you in the neck with both fists simultaneously. Ow! Eek! Ouch! Oof! Argh!
She leaps into the air and kicks you with both feet, like a kung-fu fgnuk. Oof! Ooh! Ooh! Eek! Ooh! Ow! Ugh!
She moves so fast, it looks like you're seeing double -- and each of them beats up a different half of you. Ouch! Oof! Oof! Ooh! Oof!
Her fists blur as she repeatedly punches you in everything you have two of. Ouch! Argh! Oof! Ooh! Ow! Oof! Ow!
She tries to kick you with both of her feet, but it turns out that's really hard.
She tries to punch you with both fists, but they collide.
She moves so fast, it looks like you're seeing double, but neither of her accomplishes very much.
Oh no! Don Ho! (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: repaid diaper (100% chance)* |
If you lose the fight:
 | You acquire an item: consolation ribbon (100% chance)* |
Occurs Inside the Palindome, ultra-rarely.
Notes
- The entire introductory text is a full palindrome, appropriately. So is the name of the monster and the fumble message.
